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bigNINERdaddy

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on: April 08, 2009, 01:51:51 am
:lmao:
Newspapermen eating candy
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Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 01:54:53 am
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Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 02:05:25 am
I'm offended.


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Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 07:18:41 am
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I'm offended.

 
You should be.


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Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 07:30:51 am
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:lmao:


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Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 07:38:39 am
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Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 07:55:02 am
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Whatever, Club crackers are far superior.



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Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 08:17:12 am
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Whatever, Club crackers are far superior.



They don't crumble as well as Zesta, and I like my crackers to crumble when I'm putting them in my soup.

For salads, Club crackers are preferred.
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Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 08:19:43 am
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They don't crumble as well as Zesta, and I like my crackers to crumble when I'm putting them in my soup.

For salads, Club crackers are preferred.

For things like potato soup, Zesta is indeed the way to go.  In terms of soup garnish, though, let's not discount the oyster cracker.



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Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 08:25:45 am
I make a mean corn chowder, and oyster crackers are a must to serve with it.  I prefer Premium, the grocery store brand just doesn't cut it.

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Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 08:57:27 am
What do you call rich, white people?

Crackers With Cheese.
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Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 12:22:53 pm
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What do you call rich, white people?
 
Crackers With Cheese.

 
LoL


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Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 12:24:15 pm
You've highly offended me!


thelew1014

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Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 12:25:08 pm
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LoL

Not funny rye toast.

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Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 12:39:36 pm
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Not funny rye toast.
 
:lol:


 
 
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Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 12:45:21 pm
I have an idea for a new kind of saltine cracker.  Instead of regular salt, use... dare I say it...



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Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 01:32:00 pm
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I make a mean corn chowder, and oyster crackers are a must to serve with it. I prefer Premium, the grocery store brand just doesn't cut it.
 

These are the Holy Grail of crackers, used for communion in churches all across America
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Reply #17 on: April 09, 2009, 07:34:54 am
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I have an idea for a new kind of saltine cracker. Instead of regular salt, use... dare I say it...
 

 
MIND BLOWING


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Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 03:26:06 pm
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Can you eat 6 of those in a minute without water?


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Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 03:30:12 pm
What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in the head.


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Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 03:35:58 pm
Simpsons' quotes:

My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. -Milhouse

Kirk: You’re letting me go?
Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
Kirk: So, that’s it after 20 years? “So long. Good luck?”
Cracker Factory Executive: I don’t recall saying “good luck.”

Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story.  It's about a man whose father-
         in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
  Homer: Bo-ring.
 Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
         impotence...
  Homer: Ooh, here we go!
 Luanne: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
         sixth with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit."

Do you know a town with 8 cracker factories?


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Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 06:00:35 pm
I'll be with you girl


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Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 08:28:05 pm
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Can you eat 6 of those in a minute without water?


My guess is that you already know the answer.  :ohmy:  
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Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 10:13:20 pm
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My guess is that you already know the answer.  :ohmy:  


DANG CRACKERS!


Gill2003

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Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 11:35:39 am
Heres a little something interesting...
 
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Well, this rumor isn't new but it has resurfaced recently.
Apparently, it is impossible, or it is some sort of "Record" that no one
has ever eaten more than 7 or 8 crackers in under a minute. You can't
take a drink, and you have to eat them one at a time. If you haven't
heard this one, go try it. Eat a cracker, swallow, eat another, swallow,
etc. Bet you won't get past 5 and the record is supposed to be 8 in under
60 seconds.


 

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